Biscuit Stole the Tinsel

Prompt

Bouncy family Christmas pop sing-along, sleigh bells, glockenspiel, hand claps, upright piano and a big gang-vocal chorus that small children can shout back. Call-and-response chorus, simple words, bright and funny, radio quality, clear English diction. [Vocals: warm male lead vocal with a children's choir answering in the chorus] [Lyrics] [Verse 1] Dad is in the kitchen and the rolls are burning black Grandpa Joe is telling that same joke we sent back Ada's hanging stockings, every one of them is crooked Theo's shaking presents just to hear what Santa booked it [Chorus] Who stole the tinsel? (Biscuit did!) Who ate the cookie? (Biscuit did!) Who's got a wagging tail and a ribbon on his head? It's Christmas at the Okafor-Reeds, now everybody sing it again [Verse 2] Mum puts on the music and she turns it up too loud Grandma does the shimmy and she draws a little crowd Snow is on the window, there's a fire in the grate Theo's in his antlers and he says he'll stay up late [Chorus] Who stole the tinsel? (Biscuit did!) Who ate the cookie? (Biscuit did!) Who's got a wagging tail and a ribbon on his head? It's Christmas at the Okafor-Reeds, now everybody sing it again [Bridge] Clap your hands, stamp your feet Ada, Theo, take a seat One more time and then to bed [Chorus] Who stole the tinsel? (Biscuit did!) Who ate the cookie? (Biscuit did!) Who's got a wagging tail and a ribbon on his head? It's Christmas at the Okafor-Reeds, merry Christmas, sleepyheads