GO! THE! HELL! TO! SLEEP lyrics

Layla & Lucas: GO THE HELL TO SLEEP A bedtime song for two little troublemakers [Intro – Deep, dramatic voice] Ladies and gentlemen… The lights are off. The blankets are ready. The pillows are fluffed. And these two little heathens… ARE STILL AWAKE. [Verse 1] The moon is up, the stars are bright, You’ve been running since daylight. Your feet are bouncing, your eyes are wide, There’s absolutely nowhere left to hide. Layla, darling, close your eyes. Lucas, bubba, no more lies. You said you were tired an hour ago, Now you’re doing cartwheels on the floor! [CHORUS – BIG DRAMATIC VOICE] GO! THE! HELL! TO! SLEEP! Put those little feet to bed! Stop the circus in your head! No more jumping, no more play, We’ve had enough of your energy today! GO! THE! HELL! TO! SLEEP! The stuffies are getting pissed! Even the dog is calling it quits! The whole damn house is begging, please… CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO TO SLEEP! [Verse 2 – Slower, sarcastic] There’s monsters hiding? That’s okay. They’ve got their own bedtime anyway. The dinosaurs are fast asleep, Even the monsters count their sheep. No more water, one last drink, No more questions, no more think. Your little brains can take a break, For goodness’ sake, IT’S HALF PAST EIGHT! [Bridge – Whispered dramatically] Layla… Lucas… Mommy, daddy, ti ti and nana loves you, yes, she does. But Mommy’s running out of patience because… Tomorrow brings another day, More little games and more horseplay. But right now, here’s the final decree… EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. [Outro – Soft lullaby voice] Dream of castles, stars, and cars, Close those sweet and sleepy eyes. You’re loved more than you’ll ever know… Now shut your eyes. Goodnight, you little lint lickers. ❤️