Dutch song · Dutch gabber comedy
Piiiiii... Piano lyrics
- Dutch
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- Life and dreams
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What “Piiiiii... Piano” is about
This song is a humorous and exaggerated tale of two friends, Mike and Melvin, who are addicted to online gambling at 'Cassie Casino'. They've lost all their money, are sleep-deprived, and their lives are falling apart due to their gambling habits. Despite their dire situation, they remain comically hopeful for a big win.
Piiiiii... Piano lyrics with English translation
Each line in the original and in English. Translation and romanization by AI, to help you follow the song.
[INTRO – HEEL DROEVIGE PIANO] · INTRO – VERY SAD PIANO
Piiiiii... piano...
Mike zit in een hoekje...
Mike is in a corner...
Melvin kijkt naar zijn saldo...
Melvin looks at his balance...
Mike: Broer... hoeveel staat erop?
Mike: Brother... how much is on it?
Melvin: Wacht... ik moet even kijken...
Melvin: Wait... I need to check...
Saldo: €0,00.
Balance: €0.00.
Mike: GODVERDOMME...
Mike: GODDAMN IT...
Melvin: Heb je nog een tientje?
Melvin: Do you still have a tenner?
Mike: Nee broer... ik heb alleen nog een lege Pringles-bus.
Mike: No brother... I only have an empty Pringles can left.
DROEVIGE VIOOL...
SAD VIOLIN...
Welkom bij Cassie Casino...
Welcome to Cassie Casino...
Waar dromen beginnen...
Where dreams begin...
En bankrekeningen eindigen!
And bank accounts end!
[VERSE 1 – ZIELIG EN GRAPPIG] · VERSE 1 – PITIFUL AND FUNNY
Dagen en nachten, we zijn niet meer fris,
Days and nights, we're no longer fresh,
Melvin weet niet eens meer welke dag het is.
Melvin doesn't even know what day it is anymore.
Mike zit te staren naar een draaiende kast,
Mike is staring at a spinning machine,
Zijn laatste vijf euro zijn alweer opgepast.
His last five euros are already gone.
Van Engeland tot Nederland gezocht,
Searched from England to the Netherlands,
Gratis spins, maar niks opgebracht.
Free spins, but nothing brought in.
We zoeken die jackpot, we zoeken die poen,
We're looking for that jackpot, we're looking for that cash,
Maar Cassie zegt: jongens, wat komen jullie doen?
But Cassie says: boys, what are you doing here?
De ogen zijn rood, de koppies zijn gaar,
Eyes are red, heads are worn out,
We zitten al dagen, wat een verschrikkelijk jaar.
We've been here for days, what a terrible year.
De koelkast is leeg, de portemonnee dood,
The fridge is empty, the wallet dead,
Zelfs de muizen in huis hebben medelijden met ons brood!
Even the mice in the house pity our bread!
[CASINO SOUND EFFECTS]
TING TING TING TING!
DING DING DING DING!
BONUS! BONUS! BONUS!
MEGA WINST!
MEGA WIN!
DING DING DING DING!
€0,03!
€0.03!
Mike: BROER! WE ZIJN BINNEN!
Mike: BROTHER! WE'RE RICH!
Melvin: JA! NU KUNNEN WE EEN KAUWGOM KOPEN!
Melvin: YES! NOW WE CAN BUY A CHEWING GUM!
[REFREIN – KEIHARDE GABBER] · CHORUS – HARDCORE GABBER
CASSIE CASSIE, WAAR IS ONZE POEN?!
CASSIE CASSIE, WHERE IS OUR MONEY?!
WE HEBBEN ALLES GEDAAN WAT WE KONDEN DOEN!
WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING WE COULD DO!
Spin spin spin, we worden gek,
Spin spin spin, we're going crazy,
Onze bankrekening heeft een nekhernia, wat een pech!
Our bank account has a herniated disc, what bad luck!
BROKE BROKE, HELEMAAL KAPOT!
BROKE BROKE, COMPLETELY BROKEN!
De jackpot heeft ons weer keihard gefopt!
The jackpot fooled us hard again!
Melvin huilt en Mike die lacht,
Melvin cries and Mike laughs,
Maar allebei zijn we blut vannacht!
But both of us are broke tonight!
[VERSE 2 – DE GROTE MISERE] · VERSE 2 – THE GREAT MISERY
De pep is op, de money is weg,
The pep is gone, the money is gone,
We kijken elkaar aan: wat een dikke pech.
We look at each other: what terrible luck.
24 uur online, geen slaap meer gehad,
24 hours online, no sleep had,
Melvin praat tegen de gokkast alsof het zijn kat is!
Melvin talks to the slot machine as if it's his cat!
Mike zegt: broer, ik voel hem, ik zweer,
Mike says: brother, I feel it, I swear,
Die jackpot komt eraan, nog één keer!
That jackpot is coming, just one more time!
Melvin zegt: maat, dat zei je vannacht,
Melvin says: mate, you said that last night,
En kijk eens naar ons, we zijn allebei afgedacht!
And look at us, we're both worn out!
We hadden plannen, we hadden een droom,
We had plans, we had a dream,
Nu wonen we bijna in een casino-scherm.
Now we almost live in a casino screen.
Geen geld voor de bakker, geen geld voor de trein,
No money for the baker, no money for the train,
Maar wel nog een account met een bonus van een cent, wat fijn!
But still an account with a one-cent bonus, how nice!
[BREAK – DROEVIGE SPRAAK] · BREAK – SAD SPEECH
Mike: Melvin...
Melvin: Ja broer?
Melvin: Yes brother?
Mike: Weet je nog toen we geld hadden?
Mike: Remember when we had money?
Melvin: Ja...
Melvin: Yes...
Mike: Mooie tijden...
Mike: Good times...
Melvin: Broer, ik mis mijn tientje...
Melvin: Brother, I miss my tenner...
Mike: Ik mis mijn hele uitkering...
Mike: I miss my whole benefit...
STILTE...
SILENCE...
PIANO...
[JACKPOT SOUND – EPISCHE OPBOUW] · JACKPOT SOUND – EPIC BUILD-UP
TING! TING! TING! TING! TING!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
OOOOOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOOOH!
MEGA JACKPOT!
DING DIN
Lines explained
“En bankrekeningen eindigen!”
And bank accounts end!
This line humorously summarizes the casino's effect on the protagonists: it promises dreams but ultimately drains their finances.
“Zelfs de muizen in huis hebben medelijden met ons brood!”
Even the mice in the house pity our bread!
This is a hyperbolic and funny image, emphasizing how poor the characters are that even the mice in their house feel sorry for their lack of food.
“Onze bankrekening heeft een nekhernia, wat een pech!”
Our bank account has a herniated disc, what bad luck!
This line uses a vivid and comical metaphor, comparing a depleted bank account to a 'herniated disc,' implying it's severely damaged and in pain.
Dutch words from this song
Learning Dutch? These words come straight from the lyrics.
- saldo
- balance (of an account)
- tientje
- tenner (a ten-euro note)
- poen
- cash, money (slang)
- blut
- broke (financially)
- uitkering
- benefit, allowance (e.g., unemployment benefit)
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Questions about “Piiiiii... Piano”
What is “Piiiiii... Piano” about?
This song is a humorous and exaggerated tale of two friends, Mike and Melvin, who are addicted to online gambling at 'Cassie Casino'. They've lost all their money, are sleep-deprived, and their lives are falling apart due to their gambling habits. Despite their dire situation, they remain comically hopeful for a big win.
Is there an English translation of the “Piiiiii... Piano” lyrics?
Yes. Every line of “Piiiiii... Piano” is translated into English on this page. The translation was written by AI to help you follow the song, so a few lines may lose some nuance.
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