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Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту lyrics
English: Order Me a Taxi... I'm Leaving Minecraft
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What “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” is about
A player is fed up with the game Minecraft, its challenges, and other players. He complains about losing resources, dealing with annoying players, and the general harshness of the game world. He decides to quit and calls a taxi to leave the virtual world for reality.
Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту lyrics with English translation
Each line in the original and in English. Translation and romanization by AI, to help you follow the song.
Дощ іде в тайзі, квадратні сльози на лиці,
Rain is falling in the taiga, square tears on my face,
Я знову все проспав, тримаю кубики в руці.
I overslept everything again, holding cubes in my hand.
Ну що ти дивишся на мене, клятий елітрашник?
Why are you looking at me, cursed elitist?
Ти просто нуб і бот, а твій будинок — це параша.
You're just a noob and a bot, and your house is a dump.
Я злив усі алмази, кирка моя зламалась,
I wasted all my diamonds, my pickaxe broke,
І навіть кажанам в печері Сєню стало жаль...
And even the bats in the cave felt sorry for Senya...
(Chorus)
Замов мені таксі... я їду з Майнкрафту...
Order me a taxi... I'm leaving Minecraft...
Цей світ занадто жорстокий, я не хочу крафту.
This world is too cruel, I don't want to craft.
Замов мені таксі... кудись, де немає кріперів,
Order me a taxi... somewhere where there are no creepers,
Навколо одні дауни й токсичні гріфери.
Only noobs and toxic griefers around.
Сєня каже: «Бувай», видаляю цей світ...
Senya says: "Goodbye," I'm deleting this world...
(Verse 2)
Ти кажеш, що ти про, але твій скіл — це просто сміх,
You say you're a pro, but your skill is just a laugh,
Побудував якусь коробку з бруду для своїх.
You built some dirt box for your own kind.
Криворукий овечий пастух, йди паси корів,
Clumsy sheep herder, go herd cows,
Я краще ввімкну офлайн, бо ти мене задовбав.
I'd rather turn off offline, because you've annoyed me.
Ендердракон сміється, скелет стріляє в спину,
The Ender Dragon laughs, a skeleton shoots me in the back,
Я викликаю Uber в реальність, поки не загинув.
I'm calling an Uber to reality, before I perish.
(Chorus)
Замов мені таксі... я їду з Майнкрафту...
Order me a taxi... I'm leaving Minecraft...
Цей світ занадто жорстокий, я не хочу крафту.
This world is too cruel, I don't want to craft.
Замов мені таксі... кудись, де немає кріперів,
Order me a taxi... somewhere where there are no creepers,
Навколо одні дауни й токсичні гріфери.
Only noobs and toxic griefers around.
Сєня каже: «Бувай», видаляю цей світ...
Senya says: "Goodbye," I'm deleting this world...
(Outro)
Таксі приїхало...
The taxi has arrived...
Квадратні колеса...
Square wheels...
Ти залишайся тут, нубяра...
You stay here, noob...
А Сєня поїхав.
And Senya left.
Lines explained
“Замов мені таксі... я їду з Майнкрафту...”
Order me a taxi... I'm leaving Minecraft...
This line clearly states the player's intention to quit the game, using the metaphor of ordering a taxi to leave the virtual world.
“Навколо одні дауни й токсичні гріфери.”
Only noobs and toxic griefers around.
This line highlights the player's frustration with other players, using gaming slang like 'noobs' and 'toxic griefers' to describe them.
“Я викликаю Uber в реальність, поки не загинув.”
I'm calling an Uber to reality, before I perish.
This line extends the metaphor of leaving the game by calling an 'Uber to reality,' emphasizing the desire to escape the virtual world's dangers and return to real life.
Ukrainian words from this song
Learning Ukrainian? These words come straight from the lyrics.
- тайзіtaizi
- taiga (a biome in Minecraft)
- елітрашникelitashnyk
- elitist (referring to a player who uses elytra, a type of wing in Minecraft)
- нубnoob
- noob (a derogatory term for an inexperienced player)
- гріфериhrifery
- griefers (players who intentionally annoy or harass other players in online games)
- крафтуkraftu
- craft (the act of creating items in Minecraft)
About this recording
“Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” is an Ukrainian song with a mellow feel, made by a SongUp AI listener with SongUp AI.
You can hear piano, electric piano, vinyl crackle and rain.
The lyrics run to 26 sung lines. They were typed in by the person who made it, and SongUp AI sang them as written. What you hear is the free 30-second preview, made on ; it is one of 53 Ukrainian previews on SongUp AI.
The idea it was sung from
A late-night chill lo-fi beat with soft rain, mellow electric piano, and gentle vinyl crackle.
Questions about “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту”
What does “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” mean in English?
“Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” means “Order Me a Taxi... I'm Leaving Minecraft” in English.
What is “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” about?
A player is fed up with the game Minecraft, its challenges, and other players. He complains about losing resources, dealing with annoying players, and the general harshness of the game world. He decides to quit and calls a taxi to leave the virtual world for reality.
Is there an English translation of the “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” lyrics?
Yes. Every line of “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту” is translated into English on this page. The translation was written by AI to help you follow the song, so a few lines may lose some nuance.
Who wrote the lyrics of “Замов Мені Таксі... Я Їду З Майнкрафту”?
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